Wednesday, 31 December 2008

BAND GAME!

I did the band game.

soo

My band's name is L. Hugh Newman, and our album is called "Men, it unmasks them"
and this is the cover of the album:




Only in Zavvi stores

Saturday, 6 December 2008

Throw down and consummate in the foyer



watch dat

Friday, 5 December 2008

That's the Devil's temperature.

LAME-O NIGHT!

I WANT TO GO THERE!!!!

lookat lookat natalie portman kat dennings lookat lookat

Thursday, 4 December 2008

Attention Party-goers and Revelers.

dayum something stupid happened. I was looking for an episode of Gilmore girls on Wikipedia. and I apple-f'd 'wedding' and it highlighted (REALLY OLD SPOILER ALERT!!!) "Lorelei and Chris' wedding" 
SERIOUSLY UGH! I know I have already seen that episode, but it was ages ago, I don't remember. I'm still livin the Luke n Lorelei dream, why burst that bubble wikipedia, what you hate so much bout me? I just don't see the point in watching it any more. I know that it's going badly for luke n lor (yup) but I thought they would pull through. She's so quirky and quick thinking and Luke is so practical. She drinks coffee, he makes coffee. Its as simple as that. 
And I really hate Christopher any way. ugh he's just so creepy and weird. no not a fan. 

I just used Johnson's baby shampoo on my hair because I thought it might help it to regain some of that childhood wispyness it used to be so full of, but it's just made it brittle and dry like Blanche from Corrie. :( 

DOUBLE YOO TEE EFF happened to google reader btw?

EDIT EDIT EDIT
TODAY MY LIFE CAME TOGETHER WITH A BEAUTIFUL BETSEY JOHNSON BACKGROUND.  Why did I not know about igoogle? Or is it new? Its hella good (i do not want to say hella good but it is what it is). It makes my life so much easier. It has youtube, wikipedia, news, google ALL ON ONE PAGE! 
there's millions, says GOOGLE, all under one roof!

hey remember Amish in the City?

I went shopping in the end yesters, AWOO! but they didn't have my boots, ABOO! 
but everything was MUY CHEAPO because of the 2.5% less VAT, so I got loadsa awesome shit oh yewah. 
But I got home and had a cold in only the right side of my face and I couldn't sleep so I got out of bed at 6.30 and showered and watched the Gilmore Girls with a bowl of bran flakes and actually felt all the better fo it. Although sinus congestion is still rife on my right side.
Work was really weird because everyone was off. so0o0o0 it was quiet and got quite a lot done. win. 
I came home and sorted out my phone. win. 
Then I went on sidereel, saw the 30 rock  advert. got happpy, thought it was 30 rock time. BUT ITS NOT TIL TOMORROW! OH WOE IS ME WOE IS ME! WHAT AM I TO DO!? Pushing Daisies just won't cut it when I've imagined the deep and wondrous voice of Alec Baldwin. 
Yeah but i'm about to go watch it any hoo so wahey ! 
CIAO FOR NOWW! 

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate, AACK!




Wasn't Tina Fey a superstar before the Sarah Palin thing? 
Who hasn't seen Mean Girls?!


stupid

I'm having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich

I just keeep watching moviefone unscripted, its so funny but clearly only made for Apatow & co. (what what Robert Pattinson.) 

The rebellion would have failed without Ewoks

I NEED TO GET UP N ATOM! but there is a man laying down flooring in the living room and I don't want to get in the way so best if I stay here. But I need to do something productive if I want to go shopping tonight. But there is nothing productive I can do. 
("PETER YOU SUCK GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST, I HATE THE PSYCHIATRIST!")
Yeah I want to go shopping tonight but I just can't get motivated although the really good boots should be motivation enough but they aren't because there is so much cleaning that needs to be done I couldn't possibly finish all in one day. waa waa!!
Oh I have done loads of productive stuff actually, I bought CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! OLAY!! yeah I got my dad an iPod shuffle, and my mum a dvd set (which obviously doesn't equal an ipod but I will find something else too) and I got my bruddah a spongebob squarepants ukelele. uhuh. so woop woop john mccain. 
oh maybe I will change the layout of this blog maybe yeah. 
I've rocked out the Kevin Spacey xmas card again this year. ow.

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

omg its Charlize Theron.

I went to Dublin last week, I was going to write a blog about it, but when it came down to it, there wasn't enough to say. So I will just say that it was good. On the first night, my cousin had a nap, and so I went to find a cashpoint and ended up on Grafton Street. It was so pretty and they had christmas songs playing and fairy lights twinkling, it was so exciting. I remembered Glen Hansard busking on Grafton Street in 'Once' so I was loving it even more. We also went to the Guinness Store house one day, which was fun, I got a certificate for pouring the perfect pint. :]

Yesterday I watched this week's How I Met Your Mother. It was one of the good ones I think. Marshall still has like 2 or 3 slaps to dish out though, and there have been plenty of opportunities. 


Yeah a blog is a hard thing to mantain, I had so much to write but then I forgot it all. (hence the How I Met Your Mother drivel). Maybe I'll get into the swing of it better and then this blog will be awesome (!)

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Jack Frost just nipped at my nose

I watched Mamma Mia again, i can't get enough, you know it's terrible but its also brilliant. A man on radio 5 knew exactly what I meant, he said that when Pierce Brosnan starts talking, up becomes down, light becomes dark etc. 
and when pierce brosnan sings. my my. 



Friday, 21 November 2008

"David Cameron Sort Your Hair"

UGHHH I am trying to clean but its so useless. 
I found a list of all the books I had started but, unlike Magnus Magnussun, I won't finish: Wicked, Breaking Dawn, Basic 8, Seperate Lies, Brighton Rock, KPax ETC ETC.
but then I found this lolcat 

I watched Stella, its so funny, really funny. I put Tom Goes to the Mayor on my amazon wishlist today but 'low' priority, XMAS means prizes though! 
I got a stranger in the secret santa, what do I buy her? I can't ask for help cuz its sekrit. 

Thursday, 20 November 2008

BACK FROM DUBLIN

DEETS TOMORROW!
Tonight I am going to bed and watching Derren Brown. 
I've fallen back into the Derren Brown charisma trap! 

Monday, 17 November 2008

UHH

GOD! I am so rubbish at writing a blog but I want to keep one up so bad!! All day I think of things I am going to write and then when it gets round to it, I have forgotten completely what I was going to say. 
It doesn't matter very much at all because no one knows this blog exists, except, I know it exists and I know that I have failed. I also kind of want people to be able to read it one day, but its so lame to say I have a blog that consists of 5 (now 6) entries. Especially if one begins 'I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE THE AWESOMEST PRINTER IN THE WORLD' not cool. 
DAYUM! I had an actual thing I was going to write on here, but then I got into this long ad boring moan and now I have completely forgotten. 

I watched No Country for Old Men yesterday. RG! Today I had plans to do loads of clearing up and watching films and stuff, it was going to be awesome, but instead, I did nothing, and I am going to Dublin in 9 hours and still haven't packed. I still want to get some of the things done, I might not go to sleep tonight, I'm not sure if this will be a good idea or not. Obviously its a bad idea in the long run, this time tomorrow I will be regretting it, but I will suck it up like Tobias Funke. 
 
SO, there will be no blogs while I am in Dublin but then maybe when I come back there will be hundreds. I am not a fan of commitment so I'm not making any promises. 

Amy Barker
(woof woof) 

Monday, 20 October 2008

printer

I just discovered I have the awesomest printer IN THE WORLD! 
You can print lined paper (wide and narrow ruled) handwriting paper, graph sheets, and MAZES(!!) straight off of the printer. I don't even have to turn on the computer! 
Never again will it be a problem when I reach the end of a notepad before I finish an essay! I CAN PRINT MY OWN LINED PAPER, BITCH! 
I love HP! 
mazes, though. seriously.
Oh, &, epic fail on the blogging front.

Sunday, 21 September 2008

Saturday, 9 August 2008

Found Object #1

Sabrina The Teenage Witch Notebook

In the notepad there was a page dated May 2000, titled 'Amy vs Michelle, Harvey vs Josh' and was just a huge list of reasons why Sabrina should be with Harvey or Josh. It was like two pages long and had been taken SO seriously, with scribbles of 'Sabrina and Harvey 4eva!' and 'Josh rules!' all over the page! I loved that show. So much, that I returned to this page, I guess a couple of years later and in a purple smelly pen wrote 'HARVEY IS VICTORIOUS! HA HA AARON'.

Wednesday, 6 August 2008

Mamma Mia!

not liking "Mamma Mia!" is almost a character flaw. I think it's a really nice film, and okay Peirce Brosnan cannot sing and the mother/daughter scene is soppy, but I think it's very tongue in cheek. Pierce definately did not take himself seriously when singing SOS, and I think maybe people that hate it don't get the irony?
I think also maybe people are prepared to hate it because they hate musicals. yes, musicals are sometimes lame, but if you don't take yourself too seriously you can really get into the whole affair. If you look at Academy Award nominations/wins, musicals like Mary Poppins, The Sound of Music and The King and I have been so successful, which are cold hard facts that don't take into account personal taste.
I thought that Amanda Seyfried was so good as the daughter and Meryl Streep is never bad. I'm glad it's done as well as it has in the box office because it needs recognition for being the awesome film it is. Mark Kermode reviewed it so accurately.
I also saw The Dark Knight. yawn.
A million years too long. and why do they make batman talk in that stupid stupid voice? Heath Ledger was actually brilliant and totally not saying that cos he's dead and all. So weird and creepy. I think special effects wise etc it's aces but just hugely over publicised and over rated.
I mean, if Heath Ledger hadn't died it would still be a popular film definately, but not all this oscar buzz. not deserving of that. I'm really glad Jonathan Ross didn't like it. He is the pioneer of thruth.

Monday, 2 June 2008

Guess not...

looks like I couldn't keep it up.
I didn't even manage one more!
Maybe after exams, I will return and write the longest blog post you will ever see, including every detail of my life between the first post and the new one.
I'm doubtful though, as no one knows this blog exists, so theres no real need to update it.

Thursday, 22 May 2008

Brand New Blog!

I have decided that creating a blog would be a good way for me to embrace this new technological era. I have made attempts to become involved online, but currently Facebook and watching Youtube videos (but never making my own)  are as much as I have achieved. 
I am hoping I will keep this up, but only time will tell. I don't think there will be a theme to this blog, general ramblings seem highly likely. 
But for now, until I have something really good to write, sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning.